Thea Keller is a second year student reading History of Art at Christ Church. Thea is far too invested in art and is unable to enjoy it casually. Legend has it that Thea owns at least three turtlenecks and can only fall asleep whilst listening to the demonic melody of aubergines being rubbed together. Can sometimes be spotted dressed as Jesus/the demon Mephistopheles, whilst drinking those little Starbucks lattes you get in Tesco.