Hello, I’m I. I like hip hop, especially when I get drunk and stalk the pages of Rap Genius pretending to be Aesop Rock. A few years ago, I tried to learn Spanish by watching Almodóvar films but it didn’t work so I decided to go to Spain instead. The effects were still short-lived. I am a big fan of women writers like Virginia Woolf, Patti Smith and Roxane Gay, and try to use them to compensate for the predominance of men in my degree which pisses me off. I tend to forget a lot of what I consider important, so I post-it note excessively, often disrupting the natural flow of conversation. My favourite colour is currently green.