Hello, I’m Jemma. This is a photo of me eating something cheese-clad and deep fried and therefore delicious. I enjoy dwelling on impossible hypothetical situations and looking up untranslatable words (for example did you know that there is a word in Russian for living your life detached and from a distance as if you are living it as a narrative) and listening to the crunchy chords of bossa nova. I have a bizarre affinity for cookery channels. There are certain stock phrases that I use to exhaustion and I have a soft spot for peculiar adjective choices, esp when piled up in compoundadjectival abundance.