“As soon as they finished filming …Fiona was here, front of the queue with a Toby Jug , just screaming. Screaming.”
“…a Nokia 3210 survived a spin cycle from a Speed Queen. You should’ve heard it though.”
"Buy the gold, sell the money. You buy the gold, you sell the money. F**ksake."
“Never, ever, two pound coins…a Euro if you really thumb it in.”
